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TomFulp

Age/Gender: 31, Male
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Hi there! In case you didn't know, I created newgrounds. No, it wasn't made by some giant company - just some dumb kid. I also co-founded the Behemoth; we made Alien Hominid and Castle Crashers. Yoink!

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TomFulp

Gay Face

Posted by TomFulp Apr. 22, 2009 @ 8:19 AM EDT

I was catching up on a batch of older PMs that I fell behind on and I found a new favorite, a whole week after the April Fools prank:

Tom, you are a major douche. I've always hated you because your face bugs me but now I realize that one of the main reasons i hated you was because I felt like you created something that was too good hearted in nature. A site where you could express yourself and be protected from unreasonably bad feedback. It seems like an excellent idea but the good intentions bothered me for some reason. I felt like you were too much of a nice guy i guess. It also bothered me that you didnt finish last like most nice guys. But now I realize that your really not a nice guy at all. What you did with this gay little chinese escapade is you realized the effects of what it may have on the people who have been loyal to your gay face but you did it anyway. How could you have thought that conforming to something so extreme that it would force you to replace every instance of the word "game" with "physical exersize" would not be catastrophic? How could you have not thought this would have alienated all your loyal users?
But you did it anyway. Proving that you really arent such a nice guy. You proved that you would stab the people who made you, who were loyal to your gay face; in the back all for a dollar. Then what you did was realize what you did was wrong and retracted all your efforts.
So I will conclude by painting a new picture of you that exists in my eyes. Your a gay faced pussy (cuz your not a nice guy anymore u just have that aura of a pushover) who is ungrateful to the respect and praise that is given to you regularly. This praise and respect isnt something that is shallow either which makes what youve done so heartless. And then to cancel it all... why? Cuz things started happening that were so easily foreseeable? So now your a retard. Lets recap. Your a gay faced heartless pussy who is a retard. Oh and i still hate you. Now more than ever. Thanks.

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109 Comments

Apr. 22, 2009 | 8:26 AM simple-but-sandy says:

People really need to learn to be on the look out for humour in early April...


Apr. 22, 2009 | 8:33 AM The777Demon says:

I loved the joke and got a kick out of the people bitching about it. It was a good day for me at least.

Thank you Tom!


Apr. 22, 2009 | 8:55 AM ForNoReason says:

"Your a gay faced heartless pussy who is a retard."

I'm sorry that is just funny as hell on so many levels...


Apr. 22, 2009 | 8:57 AM polobow says:

Haha ;p.
What do you think about sparta?


Apr. 22, 2009 | 9:05 AM dooseyboy says:

lol, i was annoyed up until i realised what day it was.
then i lolled.
anyone remember when they "grouped up" with some shitty website for april fools in like '05 or something??
that was kind of not funny
tell us who wrote that plzzz


Apr. 22, 2009 | 9:16 AM amplefied says:

Oh god! That picture!

I can't look away!

It's making me gay!

RHYMEBREAKER!!!!

Whew that was close, almost turned into a unicorn made of rainbows.


Apr. 22, 2009 | 9:34 AM rome-lherison says:

That faggot


Apr. 22, 2009 | 9:43 AM JT1 says:

"Gay face" was the best insult he could concoct?


Apr. 22, 2009 | 9:54 AM wynand says:

HAHAHA he was crying when he wrote this, had to tear his tom posters of his wall and finally change his facebook * comment.
Lol so how many of these did you get?


Apr. 22, 2009 | 9:55 AM Xarnor says:

Don't worry, we still love you <3


Apr. 22, 2009 | 9:56 AM Black-Ops says:

Sticks and stones, Tom. Always remember that.


Apr. 22, 2009 | 9:56 AM wynand says:

no JT1, i belive "Your a gay faced heartless pussy who is a retard" was the best insult... i reinforce the fact that he was in a heart broken state crying his little heart out bashing away at his keyboard, in hope that F7 spell check will save him later


Apr. 22, 2009 | 10:04 AM Kevin says:

It's ok Tom.

We still love you... Well, kinda.


Apr. 22, 2009 | 10:17 AM TripleDK says:

It's still a bit weird how much "Gay" is used as an insult nowadays. I though we lived in a bit more modern world? Anyway, let's try an examine that last insult.
"Heartless pussy", ok, pussies usually don't have hearts, so let's say your a normal pussy. "Gay faced", ok pussies usually don't have faces... let's just say you're a gay, or lesbian pussy. "who is a retarded". Well, most pussies also got IQ's lower than cows, since they don't have brains. So all in all, you're just a normal pussy with more interest in other pussies, than dicks. How does that make you feel?


Apr. 22, 2009 | 10:57 AM Hades says:

Sorry to hear about your gay face condition. Do you think that reconstructive surgery could help?


Apr. 22, 2009 | 11:27 AM GameBalance says:

I didn't understood what this guy tried to say....

oh well.


Apr. 22, 2009 | 11:32 AM Rucklo says:

yeah tom, stop having such a gay face, tom, you're not a nice guy at all, because you have a gay face, u gayface. >:(


Apr. 22, 2009 | 11:46 AM Slipstreamer says:

Is that you or zac effron? O_O lmao

Apr. 22, 2009 | 12:49 PM TomFulp responds:

It's Zac, I did a Google image search for "gay face" as a reference pic.


Apr. 22, 2009 | 11:50 AM ilikeblamingcrap says:

and he was banned wasn't he?


Apr. 22, 2009 | 11:58 AM ilikeblamingcrap says:

also i just thought this (which is totally unrelated to this post) what would you do if Justin Timberlake was a NG member?


Apr. 22, 2009 | 12:05 PM cnk says:

Who are you again?


Apr. 22, 2009 | 12:08 PM MaestroRage says:

chairman Fulp doesn't gay face <3


Apr. 22, 2009 | 12:22 PM RKthrilla says:

That looks just like you.


Apr. 22, 2009 | 12:37 PM darknessdweller says:

Oh wow.


Apr. 22, 2009 | 12:37 PM Sterance says:

"Gay Face Tom" sounds like a photoshop thread. I'll start right on it.


Apr. 22, 2009 | 12:43 PM acedareaper says:

wow epic story lol bet that tok him all night to make


Apr. 22, 2009 | 12:43 PM Hulalaoo says:

lol, "gay face", the chairman is absolute !


Apr. 22, 2009 | 12:51 PM grandia2 says:

people....don't expect this guy to respond to you...
unless you are within the clique of Newgrounds...and even then it might not make a diference
so don't bother asking him opinions/questions ...because he doesn't care about the little guy..even though he is one himself


Apr. 22, 2009 | 1:00 PM Kirk-Cocaine says:

Who sent the PM? NAME AND SHAME!


Apr. 22, 2009 | 1:09 PM vagins says:

I'm just testing grandia2's theory... I'm in the clique AND I'm pretty little... let's see if Tom responds to my opinions/questions:

Hi Tom! I thought Chinagrounds was rad! Did you like my posts as HoMeiKitty? LOLZ


Apr. 22, 2009 | 1:36 PM Talkative1 says:

I thought the entire operation was well planned and hilarious.
I guess some people just can't tell what jokes are anymore.

Which brings up the point- What do you have planned for next year? :]


Apr. 22, 2009 | 1:40 PM Psycedelic says:

.. And who wrote this? lol.


Apr. 22, 2009 | 1:43 PM Armslock says:

Oh my GOD TOM!!! WHAT DID YOU DO TO LUIS?!


Apr. 22, 2009 | 2:02 PM CrispyZero says:

Lulz, tell us his name so we can laugh at him.


Apr. 22, 2009 | 2:12 PM Dexter3000 says:

0_o


Apr. 22, 2009 | 2:27 PM Sonicx22 says:

You are so funny


Apr. 22, 2009 | 2:46 PM InvaderDib5455 says:

Tell us who wrote that.


Apr. 22, 2009 | 3:47 PM Gateau says:

He's just mad cause you get women.


Apr. 22, 2009 | 3:53 PM JakWylde says:

You know what I hate about this photo? It was going to be a nice picture. But something happened slightly to the right to make this dude smile and scratch his head.


Apr. 22, 2009 | 4:02 PM JakWylde says:

Oh by the way if you wanna see a cool frankenstein tattoo check out my page.


Apr. 22, 2009 | 4:05 PM Shoopdawoopmasta says:

lmao thats hilarious hey ya ever wondered who satrts these things?


Apr. 22, 2009 | 4:05 PM Joelasticot says:

These changes to the website are unacceptable! I demand that you return to the previous version immediately!


Apr. 22, 2009 | 4:06 PM Jercurpac says:

For a second I thought this was going to be about a new emoti-face that the forums would be getting. This is good too.


Apr. 22, 2009 | 4:16 PM speeling says:

Who sent it?


Apr. 22, 2009 | 4:58 PM groundpwndr says:

LMAO that was the first result in the google image search for gay face.
but Tom, yours was on the first page also, near the bottom, just so you know.
http://breedersdigest.files.wordpress .com/2009/03/index5.jpg


Apr. 22, 2009 | 5:01 PM Wraith2000 says:

Well, I'm sure he's not much better.

Not particularly eloquent in execution is he?


Apr. 22, 2009 | 5:17 PM valval26 says:

Some guys need to learn how to do some good jokes for april fools day......


Apr. 22, 2009 | 5:34 PM Sevkat says:

Thanks for the username change, Tom!


Apr. 22, 2009 | 5:36 PM Pokemonpoeguygcn says:

O.O


Apr. 22, 2009 | 5:56 PM igott says:

Wait, you're Zak Efferon?


Apr. 22, 2009 | 5:56 PM KurtWilder2027 says:

Ok?


Apr. 22, 2009 | 6:04 PM Chdonga says:

Wow. Some guy turned into a flaming homo on you just because of your little China Rules improvement?


Apr. 22, 2009 | 6:32 PM TheOnlyJBK says:

i like that you look at pm's and read hate messages.


Apr. 22, 2009 | 6:36 PM Hacsev says:

Wow. Who wrote that? And, was he banned?


Apr. 22, 2009 | 6:47 PM Noel-Ranger says:

Hold on, I will made a collab about that


Apr. 22, 2009 | 7:18 PM steph2568 says:

Well, damn. :/


Apr. 22, 2009 | 8:12 PM FourSwordsKing says:

You'd figure that people would take a freakin joke. What a fag......Zac Effron's a gayass too.


Apr. 22, 2009 | 8:48 PM aSquared94 says:

Don't worry tom i still think youre a beast


Apr. 22, 2009 | 9:12 PM GreyGreySilver says:

So I guess you didn't like that joke.


Apr. 22, 2009 | 10:01 PM CrazyMasterToast43 says:

LOL, what an idiot I think your very nice~!
You also are strict.


Apr. 22, 2009 | 10:18 PM 14etan says:

i thnk its funny he dousn't realize it was a joke.


Apr. 22, 2009 | 10:30 PM Kilgorn says:

I cant belive people dont know an april fools joke when they see won..dipshits


Apr. 22, 2009 | 10:31 PM Shanyz says:

HEY! I see that crying face! turn the bloody frown upsidown! i mean look at you! you've got a tank on you're shirt, an alien on your shoulder, a whole pack (of six i might add!), and your ripped as ever! so just sit back and laugh! because Nothing (and i mean fucking NOTHING!) penetrates the thick hide we call:

"our loyal and undying respect"

i and everyone still love you.

luv Shanyz

(P.S) i know it was a joke and i know you never cry.... about ANYTHING!


Apr. 22, 2009 | 10:37 PM Shanyz says:

oh and it would be sweey if you actualy made a page called:

"our loyal and undying respect"

meybee with all the loving users? :3

still, if you dont...
..luv Shanyz


Apr. 22, 2009 | 10:51 PM chris-the-stick2 says:

do a collab tom!

do a collab, about your wonderfull beardfull face! (even if slightly homosexual)

so yea!

your beard is straight, and your face homosexual.

WHAT A n oxymoron.

also errr i would ask.. who was taht guy who sent the PM


Apr. 22, 2009 | 10:52 PM chris-the-stick2 says:

eh, shave that beard.

and then sahve the sideburns, and leave long hair


Apr. 22, 2009 | 10:52 PM chris-the-stick2 says:

and eat som cake.


Apr. 22, 2009 | 10:58 PM Kajenx says:

LOL, what's a gay face?


Apr. 23, 2009 | 2:06 AM BoMToons says:

Can anyone say new profile pic?


Apr. 23, 2009 | 2:06 AM Vociferousmime says:

zzziiinnngggg!!!!


Apr. 23, 2009 | 2:59 AM Merlin-Rune says:

Gays faces don't have beards.


Apr. 23, 2009 | 4:50 AM homor says:

reveal that it was an April fools joke to him before giving him a 30 day ban.

that should teach him to not read a calander.


Apr. 23, 2009 | 1:01 PM Pinkv86 says:

D: chairman fulp is hotter than that gay face.
wynand is completely right, he must have been crying alot when typing
all the punctuation error! even i know that! THATS SAD!


Apr. 23, 2009 | 5:22 PM WarSyndicate says:

This calls for an addition to the Hate Mail Section


Apr. 23, 2009 | 6:16 PM BlackMorningStudios says:

Hahahahaha... wow that's just funny as hell. If I was pissed off like the person who wrote that PM, I would've used, I don't known, better grammar.


Apr. 23, 2009 | 6:39 PM Nabouabo says:

I can't believe people didn't realise it was an April Fool's Joke, like Jesus Christ, the first of April is generally a day where i don't trust anything because I think its just a joke, and btw Tom, I think you have a lovely face that isn't gay at all :)


Apr. 23, 2009 | 6:42 PM GibGib says:

I think he's gay


Apr. 24, 2009 | 1:20 AM omegared says:

haha


Apr. 24, 2009 | 9:05 AM cumSum says:

haha I actually scrolled down to the picture right after reading "So I will conclude by painting a new picture of you that exists in my eyes." It made my day


Apr. 24, 2009 | 6:56 PM Phobotech says:

Lol, I loved the word-filtering on April Fools; that was absolutely priceless!

I wrote out my lyrics for my Montage song in the Audio Portal, and when I checked on them for April Fools, I burst out laughing!

Screen Cap in my news for those who are curious...lol


Apr. 25, 2009 | 5:59 AM JimmyDallas says:

Keep your head in the game, gay face.

BTW, the only reference that "gay face" was used, as far as I know, was in "Bowser's Kingdom: Eps. 2" http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view /405535


Apr. 25, 2009 | 12:50 PM JT1 says:

I hope that all of the people who were angered by your April Fool's Day joke get over it. It would be a shame if they left and never returned.


Apr. 26, 2009 | 2:56 PM sucho says:

"It's Zac, I did a Google image search for "gay face" as a reference pic."
hilarious

does it hurt being such a nice, good-hearted guy with positive intentions all the time?


Apr. 26, 2009 | 11:31 PM antoniolopez says:

That Really Is A Gay Face Huh Tom


Apr. 27, 2009 | 2:30 PM fawfulBeans says:

My thoughts on this blog.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHA"


Apr. 27, 2009 | 5:44 PM kenia244 says:

haha he is gay and im a girl..............


Apr. 27, 2009 | 6:34 PM Ejit says:

i agree with him


Apr. 27, 2009 | 7:16 PM sontuk says:

that cracked me up


Apr. 30, 2009 | 5:48 PM gammergirl12345 says:

Yes he is soo ulgy and why to girls like him anyway .


May. 1, 2009 | 12:11 PM Stalagmite says:

Oh my god. what a cunt this moaning twat face is. Tom rocks and jealousy is all about the midst of NG. Fuck you tom haters. it made me hysterically laugh.. it makes this site all the more fun... purely coz its mischeivous naughtyness... and yes... OMG FUCKING GAY. P.S. i think the person who wrote that PM is a closet case LOL.


May. 1, 2009 | 11:11 PM Nectarine says:

That is hilarious!


May. 2, 2009 | 8:58 AM iscrulz says:

I just finished wiping the semen off my screen and keyboard. Zac Efferon is a total hunk. Damn woo, I am getting another erection.


May. 3, 2009 | 3:47 PM Super-Pico says:

i never realized how much zack efron looked like your staff page pic
haha, thats why you should have the beard on it GAYFACE!


May. 5, 2009 | 4:46 PM P4INKiller says:

It's okay Tom, we all love your gay face.


May. 5, 2009 | 10:22 PM XCyberHacker says:

is that pic of zack efron.....?


May. 11, 2009 | 6:00 AM xellon says:

i could have sworn i left a comment in this post somewhere


May. 22, 2009 | 1:20 AM Spendec says:

That's... that's tragic, man.


May. 22, 2009 | 8:49 AM cast says:

lmao


May. 23, 2009 | 4:34 AM Bluealex999 says:

Yup, he's gay gay gay.


May. 27, 2009 | 10:36 PM danicos says:

I laugh at his stoopidity!
hardy har har,i lulzed myself
commense change


Jun. 1, 2009 | 4:13 PM Razzar508 says:

Can't take a joke much....gawd. Your awesome! :3


Jun. 5, 2009 | 2:20 AM tyrade527 says:

that was soooo mean! lol


Jun. 5, 2009 | 2:22 AM tyrade527 says:

oh wait...! now i get it!


Jun. 5, 2009 | 2:25 AM tyrade527 says:

thats gayer than a man thong! lol


Jun. 5, 2009 | 9:02 PM Kokejin says:

That picture makes me giggle...slightly


Jun. 23, 2009 | 11:29 AM Afroray says:

Tom it's vain to take pictures of yourself.

Yeah I went there...


Jun. 23, 2009 | 10:17 PM danicos says:

What did he ever do to pis you off.I dont like him cause Of High school gayness.and for turning the black guy gay


Jul. 24, 2009 | 4:53 AM conn1496 says:

That guy is sooooo kind =P

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