There are so many thoughts going through my head after reading that.

I don't know whether to masturbate to the thought, or cringe in disgust.

But that game would be fun.

Sounds hilarious, but definitely not a game i'd imagine finding on the shelf displays at my local EB Games, would probs be behind the counter or in the back with the weird guy. Still, I can imagine it winning some kind of award at both a gaming convention and a porn video convention.

What ever happened to the idea of using the Wiimote as a chainsaw? I remember doing a 3D rendering as an example of how such a device could be crafted to fit the controller, but i've since lost it.

Sounds like a interesting concept, sure to become popular among today's youth.

DUAL WIELD ABILITY GRANTED

No. Not at all. How could you even suggest something like that? Just because we received Tankmen and Queers of War well, you believe that we'll play a game that involves beating some monster's dick?

Thank you, no thank you.

(throws up at the idea)

I gotta give you points for being original, well most gamers won't like it, but I am sure that all gaymers will. O ya, try making ur character a giant octapus, that will definatly attract more people.

Mmmmmmmhmmmmm. Sounds like a good game!

How about if the moster ejaculates onto the screen you have to wipe it off, swishing the Wiimote frantically!

3 words.

Epic. F*cking. Win.

Seriousness has died.

One minute silence in it`s honor.

Tom if you made the game i would buy it......otherwise GTFO!
( i did buy alein homnid for ps2 and gba =[])

Sounds hot.

Just put it in as a minigame for Castle Crashers.

HAHAHA
That is amazing!
Only bad thing is, if it DID EVER COME OUT, I'd not be able to get it. My mom would most certainly not let me buy a game called "Monster Jerkoff"
Awesome idea though.

I like that game concept!!! is that game is for Flash or for Other Console????

Omg it sounds like a real life situation, only in real life it would be democrats jerking off arabs...

AHHHH, IMAGERY!

I'd buy it.

it's sonds great to me but i don't think Nintendo well put it on the Wii.
Hay you guys need to make a Newgrounds Movies.

The question isn't whether or not we'd buy it, it's whether or not you guys would actually be able to have this produced.

Monster Jerkoff.............. childhood memories of Whack-a-mole just came flooding back.

make a flash prototype!

i just paused RE4 on my wii to check NG when i found this, i cant look at it the same. and dont forget the special costumes mabye featuring yourself?

Update: Tim has added analog stick ball massage and we've opted to release this for a new console of our own design, the Dickotron 4000. Subsequent releases will include Hamster Ass and Screw the Pooch.

Are you going to make a sequel for AH? That would be great. Also, I got to admit the game play is fun on the 360. ^^

It needs a special move where you can fist the monsters and stimulate their prostates for an instant orgasm.

How very elegantly repulsive. I hope you don't mean zombies. Cause that's necrophilia. Otherwise it sounds like "Doom: Fruity Hell". Which is not OK. There's enough queer stuff as it is. Still, I can't help but imagine the humorous side of this. Hey, go tell Nintendo about it. I would love to hear their respose! lol!

i don't know man. jerking off monsters? sounds good to me!

i lmao knowing that 99.999999% of people only say it was a good idea because of who tom is.

in other words, that idea fails

never been failed before tom?

awww... i cant stay angry at you...

i like the idea a lot but i don`t think nintendo would put a game like that for a children system

uhhh...I would say no. Not a good idea.
: but funny none the less

Pure awesomeness, I'd buy it in a second.

this would be cool but there should be niple cripplers too yah niples..

Hilarious idea - you definitely should do that. ;)

that would be gay i would never play that get ajob u bum

Do it. Make the game. It would be the first game in history that encourages gamers to do what they do best, masturbating.

Has a better chance of getting released on Wii than Manhunt 2 XD
Might make an interesting Flash game, and if you stick it in Flash Player 7 we can play it on our Wiis anyway.

I would buy a wii just to play this game, and also i would strap the Wiimote to my cock XD in a nice way =]

its a great idea, but i dont think Nintendo would market it being as the Wii is genreally aimed at the younger market - but you already knew all that didnt you ^^

Id buy it if you sold it privately like if that possible

best character ever

Well, I'll be honest... I just don't see how something like that could become a console game. You would have to give it a lot of variety to make it a game people will really want to play through. It sounds at the moment more like it could be a simple Flash game or a mini-game of some sort. Alien Hominid became a console game that is very likeable because every level offers something different and new. I just don't see how you could possibly pull off what you mentioned in the same way.

Plus, I also think this idea is pretty disgusting. I doubt most gamers would look at that and ACTUALLY want to buy it. If "Monster Jerkoff" grabbed my attention in a game store, it wouldn't be for buying it. As someone else said, it sounds like people would really buy this knowing who 'Tom Fulp' was.

So, no. I'd say this isn't a very good idea, or at least not for the consoles.
I'm sure you can think of something AMAZING, Tom... but this isn't it. =\

But what happens to the monsters afterwards? Wouldn't they become emotional again and come back?

Castration would have been better, with a giant machete or something.

Monster jerkoff would be the true purpose of a wii.

I'll say that you got that idea from me, since I've been saying "bukake wii game" for months now.

Damn that sure sounds fun. I don't know if I could play it though, the Wii is in the living room, so my parents would look weird at me if I played it. But then again when they are not home I can do whatever I want.

Its to bad Nintendo doesn't approve of AO rated games.

hah... Tom and masturbation are starting to become synonomous.

Have you seen the G4 take on Wii-games-that-never-were .. with 'flipping burgers' , 'walking your dog' , and 'sorting through loose change'

ROFL! How do you think of this stuff man?! It's brilliant! Even thoug hyou can't make it into a game, you could make a flash about people playing it.Alright Tom, see ya later.

I DUNT NEED MY NINTENDO WII TO PLAY THIS GAEM

Are you able to rip his dick off? That would be awesome. Or shooting it with a gun would be nice too. Either way, it would be really funny.

Make a mouth piece to create the effect of juggling his balls

bosses would need multiple penises. ones that swing away from the wii cursor for extra challenge.

oh fuck yes

That's so much more of an online flash game, it's not funny. It would be addicting for about five seconds online, but buying a masturbating game would (1) be pretty gay, and (2) be burnt by my mom within seconds.

This is quite ironic since a friend and I JUST HAD THE SAME IDEA of a Wii game centered around jacking off. I literally laughed my ass off when I saw you come up with a concept similar.

(Not that we are actually going to go through making it XD )

BTW, on a totally unrelated topic, is there a way to view statistics of your userpage? Like number of times visited per day / per week / per month? It would be a cool feature to have for users. If there alrdy is this option...ignore my ignorance. ^^

You make Ghandi look like a child pornographer.

Sounds pretty gay. But at least it's monsters right?

first of alll ewwww second how do these thoughts come to ur head?

WOW THAT SOUNDS LIKE A COOL DEFENSE GAME :P
A good upgrade could be a glove maybe also some Viagra's pills :P

A small child somewhere just died.

Creative...but....ehh......gross....

I would not play a game just to pull on some other guys dick, just wrong.

Shame making a single game takes years....

gnarly!

eh i think the nasty cock jokes are getting old for me now

Professional as always, Tom.

It sounds... interesting. =D

realy funny but i never seen a game thats that sexule i wish ther was lol

how about make a upgrad like condom or something

Yeah...that wouldn't get on the Wii only because of it's going to be Adult rating. But I will still look for it on the market.

that would be a really funny game ... but i dont think nintendo would allow it much to our dismay....

horrible idea i would not like to jack off any monsters dick thats just wrong.

MOAR MONSTER JERK OFF!!!!!1111111

omg! make that game i have a wii and i would love to see tom and dan make a twisted motion-based flash game!

I think I vomitied a little in my mouth. I'd still by the game though.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view /389814

Tom sorry about that last comment, that was in my control V and I forgot to copy and paste my response. Anyways, that game idea rocks. XD

Um...grow up your 30?

Flash or consoles?
I could imagine that with a Queers of War mini-game...................If ESRB rated it, would they need to make another rating beyond AO?

P.S. Is it just me or does the text jump in these fields when typing.

That has to be the funniest thing I have read all day.

First of I would like to thank you for creating the best website in the world. This site has given me more entertainment than any other place on the web, and it even turned me on to the musical genius of Lemon Demon. Anyways I'll be watching comic-con on G4 this week so I can get some info on castle crashers. O well keep up the awesome work I get paid tomorrow so I might buy a newgrounds t-shirt.

-Nick Arnold

com on tom, don't be a bastard! i want to know real stuff! i would love to have you make a real wii game though!

Sounds Sexy

Lol Tom, you and your funky ideas xD No thanx!

Makes me jerk off just reading about it.

They aren't Zombies. They're just starved for LOVE!

that is the single most amazing game idea ever. with your help i think miyamoto could really bring gaming back to the family again. =D

Do you get bonus points if you fondle their balls by using the nunchuk controller?
Hey, I bought Alien Hominid, so I'll probably buy that too.

ps. Every time the monsters ejaculate, JohnnyUtah should come out saying "Cocked!" F&*kin awesome game! I'm pumped!
>:|

arg, I wanted to harass everything you said, then tyou stopped posting :@ IM SO ANGRY FIX UR SITE!!

I Find That Idea Gorse, But People Would Probably Buy It Just To Support You Or Something.

By The Way, The New Batting Average, Is It Still The Three Top Ranking Submissions? Or Have You Changed That?

Hilariously awesomely stupid idea! I'd definitely get the Wii for that game!

Ha this would be the best game in the world. I would buy a Wii for this.

That is rly disgusting... maybe cos i'm 13 and mature, but it was a creative idea! :P

Flash Portal Live is updated. Yay!

Sounds like a sick, yet fun game.
The Main character has gotta be female

Only someone as crazy as you come up with this.

hahahhhaha
you could get so creative with that!
You could totally create a whole game where you do stuff to monsters to save your skin, not just jerking them off
hahah, I'd play it for sure

LOL I Love haow you made you look so matcho in you'r picture.

It's a little scary, but it sounds sweet. I think an alien Hominid game for the Wii would be even cooler though.

I can't see you making this game but I can see Johnny Utah making it XD

Ugh.

LOL I would play that... if I were gay or a chick. :|

Why RE4 graphics? Try Gears graphics AND its cover system (there may be a woman!). There could be power-ups like using your toungue.

Omfg, seriously, you should atleast make a flash game. That would rock.

Lawls, people think you are serious.

BUT I KNOW YOU ARE.

umm..

quite creative tom, I mean, wow..

LoL,oh my that sounds like a total adventure,even when i would´nt like to play the game X-D Include some monsterchicks you can please,like pleasing monstercocks for girls and gays,and pleasing monsterchicks for man and lesbians.Then i will totally look out to play the game.Seriously. X-D

Fantastical!!!

And while you're at it, remake the Atari porn games. I can see it now: Custard's Revenge: The 2nd Cumming

Imagine custom wiimotes for that.

http://bay01.imagebay.com/_upload/img /18/wiimote.png

It could look like that. You plug some thing into the USB port of the Wiimote, and that thing gets plugged into the rubbercock. You can move the wiimote up and down, now.

I am quite a genius.

umm, that would suck if you were not gay.

I'd buy a wii just for that game.

Oh please, I hate nintendo. But yet again, A pownzor game is a pownzor game.

OMFG I WOULD WIN THIS GAME ON THE HIGHEST DIFFICULTY WITHOUT DIEING! MAKE THE GAME FOR THE LOVE OF GAWD!!! =D

(jking i'm not guy. Sorry guys )

My honest opinion on this game idea...

It's BRILLIANT!

sounds very, epic.

its scary in more than one way...

secondary weapon mode!

Has this account been hacked?

tom you have let me down, i used to think you were nice and normal

No.

Just invite another friend and the game would be monster threesome. XD

XD that would totally kill wii players, DO IT!

Hey I want to make an ok flash game and to tell you the truth I have never made one one before and i have been wanting to for a long time and I have bein visiting this site for like 4 years so if you can come back with some type of response i'd love that

p.s. PLZ

yeah..but it needs hot women and rape sometimes..

well, dont forget to make it available for both left handed and right handed jerkoffs,

we gotta make this game available for everyone, and since it is a broader audience we can teach kids about this self stimulating excersise.

ill fund this project 200%!

*Laughs ass off at the idea*
Go for it! That will be the most hilarious game ever to be made and it pisses on the face of Nintendo's censorship rules. I doubt if it will make it to any consile system and imagine how embarrassing it would be to the person who wants to purchase the game to have to walk up to the counter to check out while the clerk looks at them in a funny way. If it doesn't work out, there is always Newgrounds or the internet. LOL!!!

Hmm, I think I like sack smash better. :)

i think its ironic. a game about giving monsters an orgy, on a system called the wii. i mean. honestly. it cripples me with laughter.

what kind of movement would this require? pretending the wiimote is a penis then rubbing it with the nunchuk? Fun :D

I wouldn't even touch that game that would be disgusting. Jacking off a monster?! That's not even a thought I would like to think.

Nice idea. :-D i never heard of any video game idea like that, and yeah the chances are pretty slim especially with people like jack thompson around.

Must... have... game.

As the adviser of newgrounds i recomend you.......CREATE THE GAME!!!!!!, PS: lol

it sounds nice, but the downs are that you twist the DICK off,and not to mension monsters ****, just one idea, maybe you could make it like you twist of the arms and other body parts?

fake.

great idea. bring friendly gaming to angry and weird new place

hey can you tell me what site maker you used if it costs than i well use freewebs but i wanted to make a fansite for you ^_^!

fucking halarious. that'd be awesome!

I've always wanted to jerk off monsters.

That is a totally crazy idea xD!

I would buy that!!!

If i wasn't poor and had a wii.

Move over Halo, lolz

LOL. XD. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I dunno Tom, Nintendo are REALLY protective about there games, you know they even censor most of the gore outta Mortal Kombat!?

Your better off sticking it here!

Nice Idea, lol, It is great fun for the family! "grandpa what are you doing?" "why I am jerking off son." "what?" "well I am Jerking off Monsters you silly little piece of incest shit, see you just grab their dicks and blam, they are calm." "Oh, thats my silly grandpa! Gee can I jerk off" (mom walks in) "what" "hey mom I am jerking off monsters" "oh gee, go to bed right now" (kid goes to bed) mom speaks "now I can practice being a whore, she starts playing and the kid never sees his Wii again because his mom took it left home, became a whore, and practiced every night!

Awesome, there has to be something you do with the nunchuk controller though.

I would definatly buy this for my wii, as it would most likely be the most adult game that could ever be played on the wii.

...I'd play it

XD

Faptastic.

apart from being the most twisted idea ever...ive gotta say it sounds pretty kool

course you would have to include the ability to cum-shot other monsters ^_^

Hells YEAS. Monster JerkOff for the win!

this is a joke...right?

Im sure alot of men including myself would not really enjoy the thought of tossing off a male moster to calm him down to stop him from attacking a village.

Funny though.

Now all u have to worry about is if it should be "E" for ever1 or "T" for teen.

This is the best idea ever, since you most likely won't base a game on this, at least make it into a mini game, it will be the funniest thing I've ever seen.

sounds like an awesome game!

Whatever floats your boat I guess :P

oh man jerking off monsters to calm there rage, thats the funniest shit Ive ever heard of!

how did you come up with this.
but thats not my quastion. i want to know if the monsters cum if they get excited... you know, too excited? and what color would it be if they do cum?

umm... i think it's a rather disgusting idea

Did stamper have anything to do with this idea?

Hmmm... As strange as this may sound, I personally have never had the urge to go wack off a giant monster. Even now, knowing that I might be presented with the opportunity to jerk off a giant monster, I'm still not that enthused about it. Even if I was really excited about beating some giant monster meat, I'd probably be a little self conscious going into a store and saying, "Yeah, I'm looking for that game that forces you to... You know..."

In all honesty, people who really want to put their hands on the genitals of some ugly perverse creature could probably find an ad on craig's list and actually do that in real life for free...

I think it could work but it would be hard to get a big audiance because it would be like the first video game ever rated AO(adult only) and you would lose all the little kids who play the video games! Unless you made like a child friendly version were all the aliens have condoms on or something along that line!! thats my opinion!

LOL....um no dude...just no...that would NEVER make it on the wii...for one it's not 'kid friendly' for two, the name explains it all ~.~

Unless the person who's so called 'jacking off' the monsters is a girl, then I see nothing wrong with that lol....but I guess you get a kick out of that...sure it might play well with RE 4 graphics, in a way, but once you get past that... it get's kind of boring real quick... No plot no game...it's just too simple =/

It's about time the Wii gets a good game! we need this! the characters could some of the NG famous ones. no matter what it would need guns and explosions and so on...

Hmmm... bonus points for rhythm and massages with happy endings? and then once a week theres Monster Jerkoffathons where someone is crowned jerkoff king? well if you really want to get the all male vote make germaine from illwillpress the hero or with any luck... Jessica Alba she's all about video games now last i checked. Can see it now my mom knocks on my door "Hey what are you doing in there", "oh nothing mom just defending the world by making Jessica Alba Jerk off a Bunch of Monster's cocks" "Ok well keep it down your gonna wake the neighbours when you jerk the level 8 boss "Dr.TouchtoMuch" again"

sad thing is... could keep commenting but the idea is just so great i dont want to kill its spoilers lol

I'm not sure ESRB would let you make that.

yeah that will be a fun game hahaha!!!

Rather gruesome, disgusting, vile, degenerate and something I would totally expect out of Newgrounds.

I love it. Haha.

Pretty good idea best use of the wiimote I've ever heard. Can i be the first one to play it?

ummm... welllllll.... uhhhh.... i don't really know how to put this softly, so I guess I'll just say it. You would be dragged out of your house the night of its announced release and lynched. that is, after you were beaten (no, not beaten off, just beaten) by an angry mob with soap and battery-filled socks. yes, like in Full Metal Jacket. Then you would be lynched. unfortunately, this means that regardless of how well the game sold, you would be dead, and as such, would receive no royalties. poor tom.

Thats werid i had the same idea lol :)

That would be awesome. I'd buy a copy!

BEST. IDEA. EVER. Make it a reality faggot :D.

Jerking off monsters huh

oh, cool!!!

wow tom you're really gonna win it with this one

it will make more sales than alien hominid and castle crashers combined

Dude you rock!!!

great idea

Uh not that great of an idea although everyone has thought about a Wiimote being a real Wii. But you guys should really make a game for Wii. I love Alien Hominid and Dad n' Me, and I will defiantly get Castle Crashers. But I know you guys could do something amazing with the Wii.

Uh...this is a SERIOUS idea?

Dude ooooooookay.... Monster jerk off jaja, Funny idea but don't do it

thankyou for giving me a way to save my ass from puma attacks.BTW there is some body called TomFuulp impersinating you,Dan is also getting copyed.

Jallo212, you misspelled the word 'copied'

Sweet idea, Tom! I had a similar one called Wii Cocks, but I think Monster Jerkoff would dominate Wii Cocks any day.

Before I say anything important, let me say:

*kissupbrownnosetomfulpisawesomegivem enewgroundstoownkissup*

Anyways, that'd be f***ing awesome. I mean that literally! :P Anyways, I TRICKED YOU! I have nothing important to say.

um.. since u havent sent confirmatio to me from my last idea... i decided to post my next ones here!

i have two more ideas for newgrounds!(sorry for them coming after u changed newgrounds! I hope u thought about the court idea! but my new ones r slightly better! one: make a rpg online place where u fight other ppl for a reward of their experience that they put up(and pay for if they lose but other person must have the amount to pay)! they can get attacks by watching a certain amount of time in ng places(mario, retard animal babies, madness,ect.)! my other idea is to be able to get items with the seconds u hav lurked in a place like the ones above. when u log out u lose these points(seconds) but u can use these in or out of battle! for the ones u use in battle they attack their hp and out of battle attcks their experience! i would like to choose the items and attacks so plz send me a list of all the rooms so i can make them if u like my idea! oh, if u would, do send the removed ones like lego but tell me if they r removed because ui could make them more expensive but it would be boring since it would be removed! but the items would be better! if i could choose the items and attacks i will choose how much they r and what they do! plz take these ideas into cosideration!

WOW, that sounds kinda perverted. I'd buy it cause you made it, but wouldn't cause it's for people who like jerking off monsters(lol).

Thats a mini-game in Mario Party 8 isnt it?

DO IT!!!!