Total Medals Earned: 3,282 (From 930 different games.) Total Medal Score: 43,460 Points
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/80 points)
Bring rain to those who do not worship the Snakedragon
Bring rain to your followers
Bring rain equally to all
Flood the village
Deny rain to all
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/130 points)
Kill the first boss.
Defeat the first 5 bosses.
Defeat all 10 bosses.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/110 points)
Beat the game
Find all ways to freshen up
Find all places to take a shit
Find all ways to puke
Flawlessly beat the game (all positives, no negatives)
Find all 91 interactions
Medals Earned: 4/7 (20/85 points)
Pick up some fuel
Be possessed by the warped little girl
Pick up your Keys
Be possessed by the warped little boy
Pick up a battery
Find a Map
Beat the game and unlock 'Slender Mode'
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/45 points)
Defeated the black and yellow Brute Alien for the first time!
Finished the game!
Get a 50 kill count in Endless Mode!
Hit an Alien with your office chair!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Medals Earned: 8/18 (45/360 points)
Begin the game.
Complete the tutorial.
Clear floor 1.
Clear floor 2.
Clear floor 3.
Clear floor 4.
Clear floor 5.
(splat)
Clear floor 6.
Clear floor 7.
Clear floor 8.
Destroy the Rob Boss.
Clear floor 10.
Clear floor 12.
Clear floor 14.
Unleash fever mode 20+ times.
Fail to cast a spell 100+ times.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/45 points)
You drunk the same amount of a 12 pack.
You drunk the same amount of a 6 pack.
You drunk the same amount of box of beer.
You reached my best score.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/55 points)
Defeat an opponent.
Use a Special Attack correctly.
Collect 150 coins.
Purchase an item.
Defeat Goadie in round 10
Get at least 2 characters to level 10.
Medals Earned: 4/8 (115/265 points)
You Survived Your First Encounter
You Lived Through Round Two
You Shot Your Opponent!
You Spun the Cylinder When You Would Have Been Shot
You Are Victorious, But At What Price?
Three Down And Still Fresh
Get To The End On Your First Game
You Survived A Long Rally