Total Medals Earned: 3,274 (From 925 different games.) Total Medal Score: 43,360 Points
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/45 points)
Who needs Instructions
We're going to steal the Declaration of Independence....
Death by typing
Now you're thinking with bees
YOU DONT SAY
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/20 points)
accidentally blow yourself up
play sandbox mode
destroy every cake
Medals Earned: 5/9 (30/185 points)
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 10 Times
Get Electrocuted
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 20 Times
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Poop Yourself to Death
Cause a Car Crash with your Doody
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 30 Times
Beat Call of Doody using only 5 poops.
Medals Earned: 3/7 (40/340 points)
Collect a Sharpening Stone
Repel 13 Foes
Clear LVL1
Collect a Stone After Losing Edge From a Death
Clear LVL2
Clear LVL3?
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/125 points)
Started The Game
Got Back to camp
Let Jessica Pee
use a trap
get caught
Peeing!!
Kill David
you lost
kill Jessica for Food
Killed the campers
Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/340 points)
Wear your first cap
Earn a gold medal!
Send your score for the world to see!
Earn a bronze medal!
Earn a silver medal!
Figure out the controls!
Even quitting earns you an achievement! Now try again harder!
Get at least 7 achievements
Now try to beat your highscore!
Earn a platinum medal!
Finish a level with a brown cowboy hat on top of the stack!
Earn your very first highscore by beating the game!
Finish a level with a black magician hat on top of the stack!
Catch all caps at any one level
Burn a stack of blue caps at gold height!
Only for hardcores. Build a stack of caps that touch the top screen!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/75 points)
Reach level 8
Reach level 15
Reach Level 22
Reach Level 29
Complete all 35 levels.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/100 points)
Die for the first time
Reach 25 Seconds
Die 15 times
Reach 50 Seconds
Reach 60 Seconds
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/245 points)
Cadet rank: just start the game
Lieutenant rank: earn 5% of the medals
Captain rank: earn 25% of the medals
Major rank: earn 50% of the medals
Colonel rank: earn 75% of the medals
General rank: earn 90% of the medals
Field Marshal rank: earn all the medals
Medals Earned: 4/6 (105/155 points)
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.