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TomFulp

Neo Geo Fan

Posted by TomFulp Oct. 12, 2009 @ 3:20 PM EDT

This is exactly how I feel about the Neo Geo.

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142 Comments

Oct. 12, 2009 | 3:21 PM Archon68 says:

Uhh.... Ok then?


Oct. 12, 2009 | 3:25 PM Griffonzo67 says:

If only I was there when gaming was cool.


Oct. 12, 2009 | 3:26 PM TheMegaClock says:

you DISGUSTING PORN FREAK!
PORN PORN PORN PORN
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PORN PORN PORN PORN


Oct. 12, 2009 | 3:27 PM Pokemonpoeguygcn says:

What?


Oct. 12, 2009 | 3:28 PM SBB says:

what the hell are people thinking


Oct. 12, 2009 | 3:29 PM Kinsei01 says:

lol How awesome is that!


Oct. 12, 2009 | 3:29 PM Chdonga says:

Woohoo! First post!


Oct. 12, 2009 | 3:29 PM Fleek says:

what a gay newspost J.K

hA hA Lolz


Oct. 12, 2009 | 3:29 PM JadeTheAssassin says:

Will you show ass too, Tom?


Oct. 12, 2009 | 3:31 PM ChickenAmI says:

Nice try Tom, but you can't seduce me, even with a very sexy asian man!!


Oct. 12, 2009 | 3:31 PM Sil3ntkill says:

Is this hardcore gay chineese porn?


Oct. 12, 2009 | 3:34 PM Starogre says:

well you should post some proof footage of you showing your own love for it so we believe you!


Oct. 12, 2009 | 3:36 PM ilikeblamingcrap says:

woooooow....... thats.... as awesome as.... LOLZ.


Oct. 12, 2009 | 3:41 PM flashwarrior says:

I feel that way about NES not Neo geo sorry Tom.


Oct. 12, 2009 | 3:41 PM Dunso says:

wtf?


Oct. 12, 2009 | 3:43 PM Stickman91 says:

This guy seems like the kind of person who should probably go outside more often.

At least he's a Metal Slug fan.


Oct. 12, 2009 | 3:43 PM KillerDraco says:

I think it's time you spice up the love life with April, Tom.


Oct. 12, 2009 | 3:50 PM tahm10 says:

neo geo rules


Oct. 12, 2009 | 3:52 PM sucho says:

thaaaaaats a trip down memory lane. someone else's memories. megadrive never had its own dance :C

in unrelated news, U2 has found a new music video director.


Oct. 12, 2009 | 3:54 PM K-Guare says:

In my bedroom when nobody's around
I do the same thing with my Newgrounds merchandise.

Oct. 12, 2009 | 8:38 PM TomFulp responds:

We should sell NG Jam that people can smear all over themselves, in honor of the original NG Jams.


Oct. 12, 2009 | 3:54 PM Wasim says:

thats great and all but why is there a can of coke in the background?!??!


Oct. 12, 2009 | 3:57 PM WeirdAlthe3rd says:

My eyes just lost it's virginty X_X


Oct. 12, 2009 | 3:59 PM K0Nx says:

dude...
That's my uncle...
0-0


Oct. 12, 2009 | 4:00 PM doctormorgus says:

Well..um..that was something...im not a fan of neo geo .. but im a fan of people looking like idiots. and this guy sure is one...if this is chinese porn..im scared to see GAY chinese porn..(shudders) ...at 1:03 the dude starts rubbing his nipples..yikes...why are chinese people so weird? btw love that april fool's day joke on china.. so awesome. :D! can someboy plz tell this dude to put a shirt on?!?!? it scares the little kids..keep on finding this weird crap..:)
(cuz everybody else is too afraid..)


Oct. 12, 2009 | 4:04 PM madstah says:

that was rather disgusting :P


Oct. 12, 2009 | 4:06 PM AriaSuperior says:

Dude, I had seen this like, ages ago.

Oct. 12, 2009 | 8:38 PM TomFulp responds:

Congrats!


Oct. 12, 2009 | 4:12 PM SassyCatMan says:

Whats the mater with you....


Oct. 12, 2009 | 4:13 PM Kenney says:

That is a huge Neo-Geo collection...what are they nowadays? Like $300 per game?


Oct. 12, 2009 | 4:17 PM LepyThedinosuar says:

I'm 12 and what is this?


Oct. 12, 2009 | 4:19 PM Jinx-Studios says:

Will someone think of the pandas?


Oct. 12, 2009 | 4:21 PM Gonzossm says:

I liked the NES. It was sexy.


Oct. 12, 2009 | 4:22 PM Captain-Ben says:

ass


Oct. 12, 2009 | 4:22 PM Captain-Ben says:

ass


Oct. 12, 2009 | 4:23 PM Captain-Ben says:

ASS


Oct. 12, 2009 | 4:27 PM TURDO says:

Poop


Oct. 12, 2009 | 4:27 PM magicstring says:

that is one sad sad man...


Oct. 12, 2009 | 4:28 PM NationalAlliance says:

LOL TOM'S PAGE I'M GOING TO POST

LOLS

LOLS

LOLS

LOLS

LOLS

LOLS

HAI TUM FULP X]!!


Oct. 12, 2009 | 4:31 PM speeling says:

Does this mean we finally get to know the baby's name?


Oct. 12, 2009 | 4:34 PM rockyace42 says:

WHO ORDERED THE SEXY?


Oct. 12, 2009 | 4:40 PM ForestGump34 says:

Tom there need to be more people like this


Oct. 12, 2009 | 4:42 PM Guidodinho says:

okay that was nasty....but what games did hey show, i couldn't see the titles.

Seriously, he drew too much attention to himself instead instead of the Neo Geo games XD


Oct. 12, 2009 | 4:49 PM thepetergriffin says:

im terribly confused


Oct. 12, 2009 | 5:06 PM JonBro says:

"Newgrounds was not originally intended for the web, but rather was a Neo Geo fanzine by the name of 'New Ground', 'Neo' being a synonym for 'New', and 'Geo' being a synonym for 'Ground'."


Oct. 12, 2009 | 5:15 PM Zeppelin562 says:

Was i the only one who wanted to stick it up his butt?


Oct. 12, 2009 | 5:18 PM Rutger says:

as soon as he started rubbing his nipple i knew i couldnt turn back.

this is so great.
thank you for showing us this masterpiece!


Oct. 12, 2009 | 5:29 PM FrozenFire says:

Dance with your shirt off and carry a laptop with Newgrounds FP on it.

And don't forget to pinch your nipples


Oct. 12, 2009 | 5:31 PM LDAF says:

You hurt me Tom. Very much. The only way you could make it up is to beat up PsychoGoldfish, lock him in a closet with a laptop, and leave him there until he finishes the chat.


Oct. 12, 2009 | 5:43 PM Malachy says:

Tom, please post a video of you rubbing yourself half naked with neo geo games too!


Oct. 12, 2009 | 5:53 PM patchwork says:

YOU WATCH AOTS DONT YOU LOL
this was on it like last week

Oct. 12, 2009 | 8:44 PM TomFulp responds:

Oh didn't realize it was on TV. Mike showed it to me today.


Oct. 12, 2009 | 5:56 PM mock30 says:

I like sex


Oct. 12, 2009 | 6:07 PM chubbthehippo says:

THATS OLD YOU FAGGOT

Oct. 12, 2009 | 8:45 PM TomFulp responds:

It's new to me!


Oct. 12, 2009 | 6:08 PM MindChamber says:

This is exactly what Tom did when he showed me his NEoGEo Collection at the office.


Oct. 12, 2009 | 6:18 PM Interwave says:

Someone gives that man a medal. I bet the cold metal will erect his nipples he loves so much.


Oct. 12, 2009 | 6:18 PM Interwave says:

Give*


Oct. 12, 2009 | 6:21 PM satanicgoomba says:

I wish I had every single Neo Geo game there is, most definately an awesome gaming franchise


Oct. 12, 2009 | 6:23 PM HellHound-IX says:

Hey Tom, I think we need more Dungeon Fighter ads.


Oct. 12, 2009 | 6:24 PM yt1DER says:

Pretty sweet moves, Tom.


Oct. 12, 2009 | 6:33 PM Josh-B says:

Tom, I think that IS you.


Oct. 12, 2009 | 7:07 PM bl00db47h says:

He looks like KevJumbas father.


Oct. 12, 2009 | 7:12 PM Chaz says:

So fucking disturbing. I feel like my eyes have just been raped.


Oct. 12, 2009 | 7:16 PM Gamerx8 says:

Whoa Tom has some pretty awkward sweet moves or not. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL


Oct. 12, 2009 | 7:59 PM Decagonian says:

That's me.


Oct. 12, 2009 | 8:42 PM Rockyusa says:

Wow...
Why does it feel like he wasted his life...


Oct. 12, 2009 | 8:44 PM Mystery-Moon-Pie-Aud says:

I love how this guy just shows me his asshole. Were you THAT happy too Tom?


Oct. 12, 2009 | 8:52 PM InDuStRiEl says:

Oh God........that part where he rubbed his nipples was brutal to watch.

Make a parody of this guy. NG Merch, Flash, or anything else that will make people shiver the way I have.


Oct. 12, 2009 | 8:54 PM angryglacier says:

what the ffffffffffffffffff....


Oct. 12, 2009 | 9:07 PM The-Swain says:

The namesake of Newgrounds returns, and better than ever.


Oct. 12, 2009 | 9:24 PM Zyphonee says:

Chinese people are so crazy...


Oct. 12, 2009 | 9:35 PM farfenwaffle says:

That's...fantastic! Thanks for this enlightening post, tom!


Oct. 12, 2009 | 9:38 PM omegared says:

Looks like a dude I play cards with.

OMG THATS HIS ASS!!! TOM YOU FUCKED ME HERE!!! MY EYSE MU EUES!!!


Oct. 12, 2009 | 10:06 PM JakBaronKing says:

LMAO - OH GOD! ASS CRACK!


Oct. 12, 2009 | 10:12 PM DoktorWilhelm says:

I think I may be in love! <3


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Oct. 12, 2009 | 10:30 PM LtMcMuffin says:

I miss my Neo Geo pocket.


Oct. 12, 2009 | 10:34 PM thespammer says:

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Oct. 12, 2009 | 11:08 PM nal1200 says:

I just died a little inside.

And now i'm reborn :3


Oct. 12, 2009 | 11:11 PM DeathChain01 says:

This guy is my new hero.


Oct. 13, 2009 | 12:01 AM tooters says:

i still play my neogeo pocket color!
that's a fucking huge collection.
but i must admit my favorite game is at 1:23


Oct. 13, 2009 | 1:01 AM The-Great-One says:

If that's how you feel then why don't you post a video of yourself dancing. Why post other stupid people. We didn't come here to see your crap.

... I'm sorry, cool video though.


Oct. 13, 2009 | 1:13 AM Mizox says:

What.
The.
Fuck.


Oct. 13, 2009 | 2:22 AM FIGMENTUM says:

ahahahaha ass

oh ahahaha there it is again


Oct. 13, 2009 | 2:30 AM rival480 says:

AAAARGH !!!!! MY EYES!!!!!

Srsly tom, do you want me to keep watching on newgrounds? If so, DON'T POST CHINESE FAT JERKS WHO ARE DANCING HERE!!!!


Oct. 13, 2009 | 3:12 AM Xeozenus says:

I remember this site when it was just first starting out. Didn't see a reason to get involved til much later.

And yes Tom, I can see you dancing instead of him...

-Xeo


Oct. 13, 2009 | 3:18 AM MAYORMCHEESE says:

do you have any of the king of fighters games!?!?


Oct. 13, 2009 | 9:18 AM bocodamondo says:

i dont get it you found this funny ? or what? (:(


Oct. 13, 2009 | 12:16 PM ilikeblamingcrap says:

Why wsn't it you in the vid? :...(


Oct. 13, 2009 | 2:37 PM korg53 says:

Hey guys! Try to see this vid while playing "I like it rough" by Lady Gaga!!!
(Almost) perfect match.


Oct. 13, 2009 | 5:55 PM killerrob says:

Reapeat
Winnners Don't Use Drugs


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With his brothers, he made his debut in 1964 as lead singer and youngest member of The Jackson 5, spawning four consecutive number ones on the Billboard 100 and began a successful solo career in 1971. His 1982 album Thriller remains the best-selling album of all time, with Off the Wall (1979), Bad (1987), Dangerous (1991), and HIStory (1995) among the best selling. He is widely credited with having transformed the music video from a promotional tool into an art form, with videos for his songs "Billie Jean", "Beat It" and "Thriller" making him the first African American artist to amass a strong crossover following on MTV. With stage performances and music videos, Jackson popularized a number of physically complicated dance techniques, such as the robot and the moonwalk. His distinctive musical sound, vocal style and choreography has inspired numerous hip hop, pop and contemporary R&B artists, while also breaking down cultural, racial and generational barriers.

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Jackson's personal life generated controversy for years. His changing appearance was noticed from the late 1970s onwards, with changes to his nose and to the color of his skin drawing media publicity. He was accused of child sexual abuse in 1993 though no charges were brought, and in 2005 he was tried and acquitted of further allegations. He married twice, first in 1994 and again in 1996, and brought up three children, one born to a surrogate mother. While preparing for the This Is It concert tour in 2009, Jackson died at the age of 50 after suffering from cardiac arrest. He reportedly had been administered drugs such as propofol and lorazepam, and his death was ruled a homicide by the Los Angeles County coroner. His death triggered an outpouring of grief from around the world with his globally live broadcast memorial service attracting an audience of up to one billion people.[2]


Oct. 13, 2009 | 10:35 PM OpsMan92 says:

Well.....at least he has shorts on. Ohhhh. Never mind.


Oct. 13, 2009 | 11:13 PM fryman94 says:

PUR3 A$$ PWNAGE


Oct. 14, 2009 | 7:56 AM BobbaQ says:

This makes me proud to be part Asian.

SO KAWAI!!! ^__________________________________^


Oct. 14, 2009 | 7:56 AM BobbaQ says:

Oh wait I meant OH GOD MY EYES


Oct. 14, 2009 | 10:46 AM EJR says:

This has pleased me. Especially 0:99 and the nip pinching.


Oct. 14, 2009 | 10:46 AM EJR says:

0:59*, not 99


Oct. 14, 2009 | 2:29 PM SassyCatMan says:

Love what you've done with the place!


Oct. 14, 2009 | 3:00 PM weaselfan says:

HAY tom thanks for scaring me for life!....dman it man i can belive you whould*watches more of the video*WWWWHHHHHHYYYYYY TOOOOOOMMMMM WWWHHHHHYYYYYY


Oct. 14, 2009 | 3:43 PM evan210 says:

SERIOSLY TOM REPLY TO MY MONTH-OLD EMAIL PLEASE KTHXBAI


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Oct. 14, 2009 | 4:28 PM ElectricalBypass says:

HAha

I own a Neo Geo CD. Really expensive. Loading times are deadly :P


Oct. 14, 2009 | 6:23 PM cast says:

hahaha

You would.

:P


Oct. 15, 2009 | 12:18 AM 7swords says:

Cool very nice and to the point...


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During sexual activity

The swelling, hardening and enlargement of the penis enables sexual intercourse. The scrotum may also become tightened during an erection. Erection is not required for all sexual activities.

After a male has ejaculated during a sexual encounter or masturbation, the erection usually ends, but this may take time depending on the length and thickness of the penis.

Autonomic control
In the presence of mechanical stimulation, erection is initiated by the parasympathetic division of the autonomic nervous system (ANS) with minimal input from the central nervous system. Parasympathetic branches extend from the sacral plexus into the arteries supplying the erectile tissue; upon stimulation, these nerve branches initiate the release of nitric oxide, a vasodilating agent, in the target arteries. The arteries dilate, filling the corpora spongiosum and cavernosa with blood. Erection subsides when parasympathetic stimulation is discontinued; baseline stimulation from the sympathetic division of the ANS causes constriction of the penile arteries, forcing blood out of the erectile tissue. The cerebral cortex can initiate erection in the absence of direct mechanical stimulation (in response to visual, auditory, olfactory, imagined, or tactile stimuli) acting through erectile centers in the lumbar and sacral regions of the spinal cord. The cortex can suppress erection even in the presence of mechanical stimulation, as can other psychological, emotional, and environmental factors. The opposite term is detumescence.

Shape and size
An erect penis can take on a number of different shapes and angles, ranging from a straight tube angled at a 45-90 degree angle, to a curvature to the left or right, up or down. An increase in penile curvature can be caused by Peyronie's disease. This may cause physical and psychological effects for the affected individual, which could include erectile dysfunction or pain during erection. Treatments include oral medication (such as Vitamin E) or surgery, which is most often reserved as a last resort.

Generally, the size of an erect penis is fixed throughout post-pubescent life. Its size may be increased by surgery, although penile enlargement is controversial, and a majority of men were "not satisfied" with the results, according to one study.

Erectile dysfunction
Main article: Erectile dysfunction
Erectile dysfunction (also known as ED or '(male) impotence') is a sexual dysfunction characterized by the inability to develop or maintain an erection. The study of erectile dysfunction within medicine is known as andrology, a sub-field within urology.

Erectile dysfunction can occur due to both physiological and psychological reasons, most of which are amenable to treatment. Common physiological reasons include cardiovascular leakage and diabetes. Some drugs used to treat other conditions, such as lithium and paroxetine, may cause erectile dysfunction. The maintenance of the erect penis is required for ejaculation, an important aspect of reproduction.

Erectile dysfunction, tied closely as it is to cultural notions of potency, success and masculinity, can have devastating psychological consequences including feelings of shame, loss or inadequacy; There is a strong culture of silence and inability to discuss the matter. In fact, around 1 in 10 men will experience recurring impotence problems at some point in their lives.


Oct. 15, 2009 | 3:19 AM Meatbridge1 says:

I'm, like, SOOOOOOO jealous of his collection.


Oct. 15, 2009 | 11:44 AM bilalzwanabecool says:

OK...................................
..................disturbing & sick


Oct. 16, 2009 | 4:13 AM 95688kage says:

The true


Oct. 16, 2009 | 10:56 AM weaselfan says:

hay tom.........please reply to this it makes me feel great when you reply to me :)(no homo)


Oct. 16, 2009 | 5:01 PM nggangsterpimp says:

Man tom, you need to make a third difficulty level for madness accelerant. I don't give a shit if theirs a medal for beating it or not, but im a beast on madness mode now. Im able to beat it without losing a single life. Being that im at this point, i would totally LOVE a all new difficulty level to keep me occupied. Sure madness mode is still fun, but i need something new. If you don't make a third mode for this game, then at least make 3 modes on next years game. (i hope you do make another madness game next year)


Oct. 16, 2009 | 5:15 PM nggangsterpimp says:

You can call it insane mode or something.


Oct. 16, 2009 | 6:00 PM GOTHCLAWZ says:

I bought something from the store but it lagged & I'm not sure whether or not the transaction has been executed.


Oct. 17, 2009 | 5:13 PM PAWNTACTICS says:

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Oct. 17, 2009 | 5:14 PM PAWNTACTICS says:

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Oct. 17, 2009 | 5:14 PM Figter says:

Don't you love neo geo tom :3?


Oct. 18, 2009 | 3:07 AM rizic1 says:

my eyes im blind that ass is stiched in my mind!


Oct. 18, 2009 | 3:31 AM dooseyboy says:

wtf is neo-geo?


Oct. 18, 2009 | 12:18 PM GOTHCLAWZ says:

¿Qué?


Oct. 18, 2009 | 6:46 PM iCleon says:

His dance is literally saying to me "My Life is great so FUCK YOURS."
You hurt my ego Tom. >:C


Oct. 18, 2009 | 11:11 PM King-Schmuck-MMXVI says:

You know... i THINK he draws hentai.


Oct. 19, 2009 | 3:48 AM SecretNSA says:

ha ha imagine that newgrounds jam smearing dance. id try that for free ha ha. Funny Video Tom!.


Oct. 19, 2009 | 4:33 AM RECKLESSFIRE says:

holy crap where did you get that i though i destoryed oh man i am so embarresed XD


Oct. 19, 2009 | 11:28 AM SaltshakerClock says:

Awful cover of "Where The Streets Have No Name".

I mean, listen! I thought it was some song from his native country.


Oct. 19, 2009 | 11:30 AM SaltshakerClock says:

Also, lol at 0:42 to 1:00.


Oct. 19, 2009 | 3:58 PM BlackHaku says:

Your wierd Tom. But we still love you.


Oct. 19, 2009 | 5:11 PM Soyawannabeamasta says:

Wow, get that excied over something that, personally, I've never heard of? Weird. He mooned the internet twice, BLAM THIS PIECE OF CRAP!


Oct. 19, 2009 | 6:34 PM TheSporkLord says:

i never knew you felt this way about neogeo Tom Gulp


Oct. 20, 2009 | 12:08 AM Mario2k6 says:

lol fat Asian (paradox?)


Oct. 20, 2009 | 2:13 AM killaboy69 says:

Neo geo want that NG at its most very beggining that comic you made that you sold to family and friends.

Some people actually read the FAQ and history you know!


Oct. 20, 2009 | 2:41 AM felix-to says:

:D (before to see the clip) D: (When I see the clip) X.x (Dead) (After to see the clip)


Oct. 20, 2009 | 1:29 PM MechaGirly says:

hello mister fulp :3 i just recently signed up and got my bf to sign up too buit i cant figure out how to find him D:
can you tell em how please?


Oct. 20, 2009 | 6:28 PM chiutim says:

holy crap thats amazing. for those looking for xbl codes, look here for discounted prices and high quality custimer satisfaction!! http://linktrack.info/-timsc119


Oct. 21, 2009 | 1:58 AM SteakandKidneyPie says:

arent chinese meant to be good dancers...........or is that sumo wrestling


Oct. 21, 2009 | 9:23 PM Dmabster says:

Im tom's alt


Oct. 21, 2009 | 10:25 PM Crackerjax4324 says:

i see you


Oct. 22, 2009 | 12:30 AM Wartooth118 says:

I scooped up some of the slime on my gloved finger and brought it to my nose. I knew what it was from the reading I'd done before. It was digestive juices from the maggots, full of bacteria. And it smelled just horrible. I thought to myself, that's what I'm going to smell like. That's the stench that's going to come from my vagina. I want that, I thought, spreading my legs wide apart. I dragged my slimy finger between my pussy lips. My clit felt like a hard little pebble beneath the slime. I didn't want to cum right then, though, and I was still right on the edge of gagging, too. But I knew there was no turning back now, so I let my fingers lightly touch the top of the maggot mass. The maggots felt like nothing I'd experienced before. They seemed to have such energy, totally different from picking up an earthworm or something. And they felt so alive. I was fascinated and nauseated at the same time. Sinking my fingers into the mass, I felt the solid meat beneath. Gently breaking it apart, I could see that the meat had turned gray except for the very center which was still pink, and that the maggots had penetrated into it but not too deeply yet. There was still plently of food for my filthy little babies. I broke off a small chunk of meat that was covered on one side with maggots and held it for a moment while I fought back another urge to vomit. It was finally time, I thought. I leaned forward, and holding my pussy lips apart with one hand, I gritted my teeth and pushed the maggot-covered chunk of meat into my vagina. And then, totally without expecting it, I had an orgasm. A quick, sharp one that only made me want more.
And more was coming. I broke off another small chunk of meat, along with another part of the maggot mass and pushed it inside me. This one had more maggots on it, and I stopped for a moment to see if I could feel them inside me. I wasn't sure I could, but it didn't matter. I wanted them all. I needed to take them all inside me. With that thought, I went sort of wild. I started pushing bigger chunks of meat and maggots, and even handfuls of just maggots into me, over and over. I was practically hyperventilating, too. I wasn't thinking at all about the noise I must have been making. But now I could definitely feel the maggots squirming inside my vagina. Just the idea of it made me cum again.
I felt so filthy, so disgusting, like I'd turned myself into some low, depraved sort of beast. And that made me so incredibly hot, together with the constant movement of the maggots inside me. But it was time to go. Holding my hand over my crotch, I slowly crawled back to my clothes and managed to get dressed again without anything coming out. I put the gloves back into my pocket and climbed out of the dumpster.
Once I was home, I locked myself in my bedroom, took off my clothes, except for my double-panties, and got into bed. I closed my eyes and just let myself feel the maggots squirming inside me. For a while I tried to watch TV, but I could really pay attention to it. The maggots were too wonderfully distracting. I skipped dinner. Later on, when I really had to pee, I did it by taking down my panties and holding my hand over my crotch, wearing the rubber gloves, of course.
A little later on I realized that I didn't need the panties to hold the maggots and the meat inside me. The mass pretty much stayed in place as long as I laid kind of still. I thought hey, I guess that means I'm infested, which made me cum again. I was always right on the edge of orgasm, and it didn't take much to go over the edge. I also noticed that the maggots seemed to be more active if I kept my legs apart and realized that they probably needed to breathe. So that's how I stayed a lot of the time. I did get up and read my email and posted an update on my web page but I couldn't seem to think clearly enough to write much. Then I had to pee again, but I just didn't want to get up. So I just peed in the bed. It made me cum. I just wanted to keep feeling the maggots moving. And they were. They seemed even stronger, in anything. I was totally in heaven with it. I didn't eat at all, either.
I decided to go ahead and take a shit in my bed, right where I was. That just made me more turned on and I ended up smearing some of my shit over my thighs and my pussy and cumming again. I noticed that the maggots started coming out a bit. Maybe they liked the shit. A couple tmes one would creep up on my belly. I'd just flick it back down between my legs.
Other girls have babies but I give birth to decay and filth, I'd keep thinking to myself. Or I'd say I'm probably ruining my womb and I don't care, I want to be ruined. I know I must have been hallucinating from the infection. I was hoping the maggots had given up on the rotten meat and were eating my vagina instead. My fingers were buried inside my vagina, with my fingertips against part of the meat. Whenever I pressed on it, the maggots would squirm faster and I'd climax again. I could do it over and over and keep cumming.
I sat up a little, picked up the hand mirror I have on the table next to my bed, and held it between my thighs.
My pussy was totally gaped wide open. I'd never seen it like that before. It reminded me of a mouth in a sick, gagging expression. My inner lips were swollen and dark purple, almost black, while my outer lips were cherry red and I was losing a layer of dead skin, like a sunburn. A stream of the light brown slime was oozing from inside my vagina and down my butt crack onto the shitty mattress. Although I could still feel a large mass of maggots and rotten meat inside me, there were maggots everywhere between my legs. Hundreds of them.
And then I saw my fingers on my pussy. They plunged deep into my vagina and dragged out a wad of slime and maggots, which I pressed hard against my clit. I remember having a huge orgasm right then, and I must have passed out. I think I was sobbing too, but I'm not sure.I scooped up some of the slime on my gloved finger and brought it to my nose. I knew what it was from the reading I'd done before. It was digestive juices from the maggots, full of bacteria. And it smelled just horrible. I thought to myself, that's what I'm going to smell like. That's the stench that's going to come from my vagina. I want that, I thought, spreading my legs wide apart. I dragged my slimy finger between my pussy lips. My clit felt like a hard little pebble beneath the slime. I didn't want to cum right then, though, and I was still right on the edge of gagging, too. But I knew there was no turning back now, so I let my fingers lightly touch the top of the maggot mass. The maggots felt like nothing I'd experienced before. They seemed to have such energy, totally different from picking up an earthworm or something. And they felt so alive. I was fascinated and nauseated at the same time. Sinking my fingers into the mass, I felt the solid meat beneath. Gently breaking it apart, I could see that the meat had turned gray except for the very center which was still pink, and that the maggots had penetrated into it but not too deeply yet. There was still plently of food for my filthy little babies. I broke off a small chunk of meat that was covered on one side with maggots and held it for a moment while I fought back another urge to vomit. It was finally time, I thought. I leaned forward, and holding my pussy lips apart with one hand, I gritted my teeth and pushed the maggot-covered chunk of meat into my vagina. And then, totally without expecting it, I had an orgasm. A quick, sharp one that only made me want more.
And more was coming. I broke off another small chunk of meat, along with another part of the maggot mass and pushed it inside me. This one had more maggots on it, and I stopped for a moment to see if I could feel them inside me. I wasn't sure I could, but it didn't matter. I wanted them all. I needed to take them all inside me. With that thought, I went sort of wild. I started pushing bigger chunks of meat and maggots, and even handfuls of just maggots into me, over and over. I was practically hyperventilating, too.

tl;dr: I've got a dick like jesus.


Oct. 23, 2009 | 1:40 PM Bmtm says:

why doesntt my art or music gets aprovved D< uh? uh? been like 4 months wtF?


Oct. 23, 2009 | 7:27 PM FurryDemon says:

So Tom I heard you own some site called Newgrounds. >:C


Oct. 23, 2009 | 9:03 PM 1randomfatdude says:

HAR!


Oct. 23, 2009 | 9:03 PM klerg says:

I HAVE A QUESTION TOM ARE U RACIST NO OFFENSE TO U BUT IN THE PICO VS UBERKIDS DARREL ALWAYS DIES AND I JUST WANTED TO KNOW


Oct. 23, 2009 | 10:05 PM nggangsterpimp says:

klerg says:

I HAVE A QUESTION TOM ARE U RACIST NO OFFENSE TO U BUT IN THE PICO VS UBERKIDS DARREL ALWAYS DIES AND I JUST WANTED TO KNOW

_______________

Wow dude fucking seriously, Get the fuck out. You must be one of those stupid fucking black people who find EVERYTHING racist where a black guy dies. Really people like you just need to shut up. Its fucking ignorant. Ive also noticed that alot of ignorant black people like you literally ALWAYS type in caps lock with no grammar, no sentences between your paragraphs, OR ANYTHING that makes your sentences easier to read.

DISCLAIMER: Im not racist, but i HATE ignorant people like this guy.


Oct. 24, 2009 | 2:23 AM manniest says:

well you may like neo geo but not gay like that right? RIGHT?!


Oct. 28, 2009 | 3:43 PM TommyVF says:

This is what Newgrounds is built upon, right?


Nov. 1, 2009 | 8:02 PM Mr-No-Name says:

So Tom, you're telling me that you feel like a middle-aged japanese man who has the urge to dance?

FINALLY SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS ME!!!!

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