I am a man who flyz... And if you jump on ur penis i jump on mine if you jump off a building i stare and laugh at you for doing somthing so stupid if you run and jump and do a split i laugh at you and you cry if you start to cry i eat your face if i eat your face u will be bones if you are bones you are dead and if you are dead i will slay you with some cheez and if i slay u with cheez you are dead then :D
Hi there! In case you didn't know, I created newgrounds. No, it wasn't made by some giant company - just some dumb kid who now has help. I also co-founded the Behemoth; we made Alien Hominid and Castle Crashers. Icon by Pegosho, banner by OmenaKettu.
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Drexel
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Attempt to fully emerse yourself in the most boring book you can find (as long as it has a story) and wait while your brain commits temporary suicide. Never fails.
Also, read reeaal slow.
if you made newgrounds then why are you level 11?
drink a bottle nyquil and shut the fuck up.. thats what my parents tell me to do
Do a lot of excersise to get yourself tired. It seriously helps to run in place, do continuous reps of anything, or just get yourself exausted.
Also make sure your bladder is empty, that helps ;D
%!@%*$^&*#^@#%@!#$%^%!#$%!!!!!!!!!!
It's happening the badest thing, YOU'RE GETTING OLD!!
Leave job, get a new job, etc.
Whats causing your enxiety Tom?
Aaah, that feeling.
tom you are a F^^^^er ha ha ha . by killerrob.
THANX FOR THE REMOVAL OF MY FLASH!
Yeah, whenever I do something like reflect on what Ive done, particuarly on Newgrounds, it takes me an hour longer to get to sleep.
Hey Fulp! just me again. theres something I want 2 ask U. U know how it says on the coments ' people find this review helpful!' or 'people find think this is a useless review'? I think it should say 'other users disagree/agree with this user' cause then it would make more sense. cause if people think its helpful, but the author didnt change any of it, then how is it helpful? so please change this.
Why aren't joo r4nk3d number 1 !f j00 cr3at3d |\|36r0u|\|ds
!f j00 are so l33t and made this website j00 should just make yourself #1
Eat some chicken and watermelon, trust me, its a powerful combination, and wait till the itis kicks in, you'll be out like a light XD
BREAK OUT THE DRUGZ AND TRY NOT TO OVERDOSE!
Soooo take sleeping pills.
KILLATHEISTS
go fuck wade to lose ur viginity!!!!!!!!! hahahhahaahhahahahahhahahaha