Total Medals Earned: 3,274 (From 925 different games.) Total Medal Score: 43,360 Points
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/125 points)
Enter the dragon
Keep those nails trimmed
Kill. Everyone.
Reclaim you sunglasses
Sell out
Take out the trash
Don't let the bedbugs bite
Give birth
Do nothing
Die alone
Domo Arigato Mister...
Build-a-Mom
Save the planet
Dream big, little man
And bears, oh my!
Meow
Bee beautiful
Cock joke
Build all robots
Complete a robot with less than a minute on the clock
Medals Earned: 6/14 (175/750 points)
Grab a Pizza
Create a level
Bump into 500 mines in total
Grab 1000 Rings in total
Kick 30 mines against a boss.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Grab 5000 Rings in total
Unlock the other Runners
Beat all missions
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/250 points)
Beat the tutorial, or skip it. I don't care.
Beat Level 1
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Defeat Farmer Figg
Go out of bounds
Push an egg down the exit
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Reach level 5 and meet the girl of your dreams.
Game Completed
Medals Earned: 2/2 (150/150 points)
Make a birthday wish and grow stronger.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/20 points)
Reach a depth of 1000m
get wormpilled
Eat 100 gems in a row without stopping or hitting tnt
Medals Earned: 3/14 (15/125 points)
Reached Stage 2
Reached Stage 3
Reached Stage 4
Score over 40,000
Maxxed Bullets Per Shot Upgrade
Maxxed Bullet Power Upgrade
Maxxed Bullet Shooting Speed Upgrade
Used all Health Packs Upgrades
Maxxed Player Speed Upgrade
Score Over 70,000
Maxxed All Upgrades in One Game
Reached Stage 5
Score Over 100,000
Reached Stage 6
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/250 points)
Beat the game.
String a 50 hit juggle on an enemy.
Uses K-9 mode 3 times in main game.
Get 1500 in main game.
15000 points on survival.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/65 points)
Died!
beat the game
Kill your first victim.
Kill 25 or more peeps in one session.
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/460 points)
Defeat the boombox man
Defeat the 1337 agent and... "friends"
Defeat the A.T.P. engineer
Defeat Mag Agent: Torture
Defeat Sanford and Deimos
Defeat Sanford THEN Deimos