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TomFulp
Hi there! In case you didn't know, I created newgrounds. No, it wasn't made by some giant company - just some dumb kid who now has help. I also co-founded the Behemoth; we made Alien Hominid and Castle Crashers. Icon by Pegosho, banner by OmenaKettu.

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That's bollocks.
FBI bollocks.

Btw

You should make 'user icons' separate from the image displayed on the forums and give us forum avatars or badges or what ever the fuck you want to call it. Totally, it would work better. I swear.

Wow, everything about your Bank account seems AWFULLY important.

They can't ask for information about ANYTHING without stating a clear reason why, thats international law! They don't have to give evidence but they havn't even accused you. Thus f they did come to your residence and "get the needed info from you"(even though they don't know where you live) that'd be against international law aswell, because they haven't supplied a reason for doing so.

another 2 obvious reasons why it's a scam, apart from the credit card nonsense, are:
1). The FBI would arrest you out of nowhere if they wanted to question you, not notify you that your being watched even though they don't know your name or even where you live.
2) How do they have your email and know you've done something wrong, which they fail to specify, without knowing your identity?

I don't know if it's the same in the USA but here, in England, I get roughly 3-10 scam calls to my landline/house phone every day, and i'm hardly at home, my email inbox gets littered with rubbish like this beyond what i could count, is it the same in other parts of the world, especially with all this PPI rubish?

Thanks for reading,
Madsman

"we got a report on you" is the first mistake. first off, a report is to be issued by local officials, not the FBI, and even so, why would they use the anonymous identity of "report"? a "report" of what? and why the obvious grammatical error when it should be "we HAVE a report on you"?

"If it ends up being crime you can get from 5 to 20 years in prison. Because of this, we need more information about you so we can investigate further." is the second error. who wrote this? a 13 year old, brain damaged, inbred, negro? in this line "if it" makes no sense because "it" is never specified beyond "a report". so... is the "report" a crime? if they think something is criminal, they would have to have both a warrant and the basic ability to accuse and apprehend based on evidence collected. not to mention "you can get from 5 to 20 years" should be "you could serve", and "more information"? the FBI investigates. they don't interrogate, and if they did, it would most likely be homeland security or local police.

the third HUGE mistake her that destroys any credibility is this:

"WARNING: If you do not reply within 72 hours, we will send special forces to get the needed info from you.

We need all the information below:
Title. First name.... Street address. Country. City. State, region or province. Zip/postial code."

seriously? they warn you by threatening to send special forces to you WHEN THEY DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE OR WHO YOU ARE! good going 13 year old kid on the internet with a fancy shmancy email address and a C in middle school english.

No, no, NO! I don't believe it! They lying :'(

It might be a troll :/

It's fake don't believe it.
Go Google it.

Send him a fake thing because he could be a pedo

You should randomly add me to your favourite users for no raisin.

Oh God,wish Aal izz well

Wow, an official letter from the FBI, it's either fake. or the FBI have a BIG hate on for you because you stole their idea for an awesome place called newgrounds, that has video games, pornographic art, videos, Hentai, and OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAND other things that all contribute to the awesomeness of this gaming/everything site. Tom, you're awesome, keep the site going and if the FBI do shut it down, all of America is going to rage out on their arses because thats how we show our love :) BTW the UK would to, so would Russia, I mean, they just can't stop fapping when they're drunk, and Australia would to, because they're awesome and this site is awesome (its a natural combination!). Jeez, its like I just wrote a long flippin note to some poor old kid who has to deal with the FBI and they're wack-arse conserns over nothing but the fact that this site turns people into awesome-zombs. keep it up, and I have 1,459 characters left!

hey are you guys sure about this.

toms just trolling us hahahaha :D
you are trolling us right ? ..... tom ?
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oh fuck D:

and what the fuck guys WARNING: If you do not reply within 72 hours, we will send special forces to get the needed info from you. that doesnt sound legit at all and if they were serious, would they have the manpower to take on the newgrounds community ? heck we have pico, alien hominid, p-bot, nene, tankmen, dad n me and every awesome characters from our imagination :D but kidding aside the FBI wouldnt be stupid enough to locate each and every newgrounder on earth esp when we did nothing wrong

bottom line is ......... tom's trolling us

Totally legit. oh yeah. lmao...i didn't even know that those emails still existed.

If the govt wanted your bank account information, they would have had it before you were born.

Thats is a scam; complete bullshit. That is not how formal writing is executed.

um... u b trolling us right?....right......tom....SHIT!!!!

Send them a picture of your penis and politely state that you think that will be more than enough for proper identification. Let them know that you are eagerly anticipating the results of the federal investigation and should not hesitate to ask you any questions.

After all, this is a serious matter. One that requires serious cooperation.

It's a joke,right?

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