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What kind of flowers did you get your wife?
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Oh man, a stuffed penicorn would have been the perfect Valentine's day gift.
i hate valentines day i hope it burns in the firey pits of hell and never comes back!!!>:(
There's that rule of thumb where you never buy anything organic from the Internet.
You wouldn't but steak from ebay...if though they do sell it. Why would someone do that? Fucking stupid if you ask me.
That's really beyond the point. You can get flowers anywhere today, I'm sure McDonalds is even handing them out; maybe if you bought a big mac or something. But yeah, lesson learned I guess.
Who you gettin flowers for?
Couldnt be your wife.... you already own her.
I need a girlfriend to give flowers to...
I'm much to busy for writing this sort of nonsense. YOINK!
I feel ya pain Tom *Rubs his slapped cheek*
in after tom stops reading his comments!
also, i don't get my faince anything for valentines day. from our first v-day i told her i wasn't getting her anything to set a precedence. setting the bar low is awesome!
C'mon Tom, Kick it up a notch like wade... Wade's out there making cool posts about the Ketchup / dead hooker that he got all over his floor, Why can't you be more like Wade?
what is FTD?
give a beer to your love
or a wine or a really expensive champaigne
or if she is a really girly type girl
get her high heels or something
or what you do is make your own card
place her name on the envelope in really fancy letters (like running writing or something) then place on front of the card (so you want a card for valentines eh?
then inside write "ok then HAPPY VALENTINES!"
works really well
does good with birthday cards too
well you should just go to the store, buy the flowers, and gie them to your beloved one. ok
I don't even know what FTD is! :O
It's alright Tom, I got the flowers you sent me just in time. It's a Valentines Day miracle!
Thanks for the flowers by the way. It sort of weirded me out, but I appreciate the sentiment.
i bought a REALLY awesome watch for my ... person.
FTD????
and EXXXXXSQUEEEZE me but arent you tom fulp!
Kill shoot sue and devower there asses...
bad spelling...
one less thing a good ol' bachelor doesnt need to worry about.
im so lonely. :c
The moral of that story? Stay away from the female gender, in fact stay away from the male gender, all your gonna get are stds and never ending relationships, best thing to do, lock your self in a closet for the rest of your life, that's what i did and look at me now!
Also shame about the flowers.
I spent a quarter hundred euros on perfume and she "liked" it before continuing her endless silence towards me. :(
CIA
Oh man that blows. This reminds me of the time that I had fisted my recently deceased grandmother. RIP Grandma Myra.