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TomFulp
Hi there! In case you didn't know, I created newgrounds. No, it wasn't made by some giant company - just some dumb kid who now has help. I also co-founded the Behemoth; we made Alien Hominid and Castle Crashers. Icon by Pegosho, banner by OmenaKettu.

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FBI Investigation

Posted by TomFulp - October 2nd, 2012


From: fbi@fbi.gov via srv15.000webhost.com

Subject: You have been reported!


Dear NewGrounds


We got a report on you. The FBI has to investigate this.


If it ends up being crime you can get from 5 to 20 years in prison. Because of this, we need more information about you so we can investigate further.


We are going to ask you for some infotmation later on in this email. You'll need to reply with all the information needed and it must be accurate and valid. After this we will contact you again with information on this case.


WARNING: If you do not reply within 72 hours, we will send special forces to get the needed info from you.


We need all the information below:


Title. First name. Middle name. Last name. Telephone number. Company (your name if none). Street address. Country. City. State, region or province. Zip/postial code. Name of the bank you use. Telephone of the bank you use. Current balance on bank account. Credit or debit card from bank provided. Name as shown on card. Card number. Expiration month. Expiration year. Security code from back of card.


Copy the needed information list and write your information next to everything. Reply to this email with it.


NOTE: If you do not have a credit or debit card, go to your bank and get one.


Know that your information will be safe in the FBI directories.


The Federal Bureau of Investigation


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I dunno guys, I mean this SOUNDS legit right? And all my info will be safe in the FBI directories so it should be fine to send them all that info.


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Comments

Hahahahahaha Is totally LEGIT
now seriusly, that kind of scam is really common, if the real FBI reported you they will send a agent to your office to tell you the report and stuff

Do it before they bust down your door man, you're running out of time!

The FBI finally picks up modern technology. They email you before you get busted. Better put on one of those glasses with nose and stache attached. :>

They had me at "NewGrounds"

hahaha "go to your bank and get one."

When I read that line I picture Woody from Toy Story talking about moving buddies, "If you don't have one, GET ONE!"

fuck da fbi

haha nice try

DO IT. Nobody wants the "special forces" coming to get your info.

Fake and gay. Nice try, scammers.

What they don't know is that Tom is secretly an undercover agent for the CIA and has a license to kill scam artists with impunity. Sucks to be them.

I reported you! Sorry but I had too :'(

At first, I though it was serious. And then...........

Hehe, you've been reported. And why? Some people fail at failing, seriously.

YEah... A FBI Report letter with a typo... It sounds SOOO Legit...

Tell them you are suspicious of a mole at NG (hence the trouble with the FBI) and you don't trust the e-mail or phones. Have him do something wacky, like send a picture of himself holding a cat by the tail to prove he is who he says he is and only agree to give him the info in person after he does this.

If he's dumb enough to agree to that, call Philly's finest and have a pizza party with him.

Abort mission man! Don't send me the P-Bots with the Bitey Snow, let's wait until everything cools down.

Lol sadly, this probably worked on a number of people.

OMG! So scared!

Really, scared!

Hahah, Dear Newgrounds, if you don't give our special forces free copies of Castle Crashers, we will storm HQ and kick your butts!

I mean, they might as well have said that, not going to get any more rediculous:}

In response to starwarsjunkie:

There's a reason why they're called "special" forces.

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