Total Medals Earned: 3,485 (From 1,025 different games.) Total Medal Score: 45,115 Points
Medals Earned: 1/8 (50/400 points)
Complete the first area.
Complete the first bonus stage
Complete the second bonus stage
Complete the third bonus stage
Complete the final bonus stage
Complete the third area
Complete the second area
Complete the final area
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/180 points)
start the game
do a special move
finish half the game
finish the game.
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/400 points)
Why do I punish myself?
Play "Make it as an Artist"
Follow me on Newgrounds
Follow me on Twitter.
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They hide in your brush, you just have to push 'em out.
FILLING YOUR FAME METER to finally MAKE IT as an Artist.
Paint your masterpiece.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/55 points)
finish a flash project
who's there?
you know how it goes
literally
had one too many
get a grip man
finish a project in less than 27 commands
go two levels deep
Medals Earned: 3/8 (80/290 points)
Reach chaos for the first time
Purchase the turret upgrade before the 8th day.
Cause enough chaos to reach the x5 Multiplier
Buy the Atomic Bomb
Purchase all of the store upgrades.
Save up $30,000 in earnings.
Beat the game before reaching the 20th Day
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/195 points)
Somehow, by some miracle, start the game.
Finish the game having done every task.
Get EXTREMELY lucky and catch a super duper ultra mega rare fish.
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/395 points)
Found Pickaxe
Obtained dynamite
Found Jade
Found Radiation Suit
Found Spinaxe
Meet the Wise Man
Found Big Mineral Pouch
Obtained Crabclaw
Obtained Tossbombs
Purchased Keycard
Obtained Medicine Jar
Obtained Moonstone
Jade is Cured!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/85 points)
You started your adventure!
A sad snail.
Someone needs help...
Btw go play MURDER it's a fun mini-game!
Why would you kill the protector of the small village? EXPLAIN!!!
Thanks For Playing
Medals Earned: 8/8 (150/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/225 points)
Get killed by the lasers
Watch the entire credits scene
Submit your high score
Listen to the entire story
Die ten times
Skip the story midway
Finish under 3:20
Finish under 2:50
Finish under 2:20
Last four minutes without shooting
Kill the boss and save the world