Total Medals Earned: 3,614 (From 1,075 different games.) Total Medal Score: 46,660 Points
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/85 points)
You started your adventure!
A sad snail.
Someone needs help...
Btw go play MURDER it's a fun mini-game!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Why would you kill the protector of the small village? EXPLAIN!!!
Thanks For Playing
Medals Earned: 8/8 (150/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/225 points)
Get killed by the lasers
Watch the entire credits scene
Submit your high score
Listen to the entire story
Die ten times
Skip the story midway
Finish under 3:20
Finish under 2:50
Finish under 2:20
Last four minutes without shooting
Kill the boss and save the world
Medals Earned: 2/9 (55/315 points)
Kill First Enemy
Kill Fifth Boss
Kill Tenth Enemy
Kill First Boss
Kill Fourth Boss
Kill Second Boss
Kill Third Boss
Collect 75 Achievements
Collect 100 Achievements
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/55 points)
you gave tom your gift!
Give tom 10,000 gifts
Medals Earned: 2/25 (10/500 points)
Completed the tutorial.
Completed Mission 1.
S rank Mission 1.
Completed Mission 2
S rank Mission 2.
Completed Mission 3
S rank Mission 3.
Completed Mission 4.
S rank Mission 4.
Completed Mission 5
S rank Mission 5.
Completed Mission 6
S rank Mission 6.
Completed Mission 7.
S rank Mission 7.
Completed Mission 8
S rank Mission 8.
Completed Mission 9.
S rank Mission 9.
Completed Mission 10
S rank Mission 10.
Finish the first part of the last mission without taking damage.
S rank the final mission.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/90 points)
congratz!! this is your first step.
Die for the first time.
well done, zamn.
holy shit, you're good at it!
Die at the first wave at least once.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/45 points)
Press Right Button.
Press Left Button.
Medals Earned: 9/12 (350/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/90 points)
Defeat Hip the Snow Wizard
Defeat Elroy
Defeat Lady Seraph
Defeat Bullet Hellington