Total Medals Earned: 3,282 (From 930 different games.) Total Medal Score: 43,460 Points
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/140 points)
Defeat the Drunk Father
Defeat the Neighborhood Owner
Find the place to take a rest
Defeat the Best Fighter
Defeat the Trashcan Lover
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Play game
Medals Earned: 1/54 (5/480 points)
enter your name
have $5000
write 5 books
play 100 in-game weeks
play 50 in-game weeks
buy a bus pass
have charisma of 10
have charisma of 5
have humour of 10
have humour of 5
have intelligence of 10
have intelligence of 5
use a publisher
write a book with a quality of 10 or more
write a book with a quality of 5 or more
have research of 10
have research of 5
self publish a book
have style of 10
have style of 5
buy a tent
buy a typewriter
have vocabulary of 10
have vocabulary of 5
have wit of 10
have wit of 5
have $10000
write 25 books
play 250 in-game weeks
write 50 books
play 500 in-game week
buy an apartment
buy a car
have charisma of 20
have charisma of 30
buy a computer
have humour of 20
have humour of 30
have intelligence of 20
have intelligence of 30
have research of 20
have research of 30
have style of 20
have style of 30
have vocabulary of 20
have vocabulary of 30
have wit of 20
have wit of 30
write 100 books
buy a fancy apartment
buy a fancy car
buy a laptop
write a book with a quality of 25 or more
Medals Earned: 1/58 (5/500 points)
write 10 books
get in the top 40 of the book charts
get in the top 10 of the book charts
reach #1 on the book charts
Medals Earned: 8/20 (55/500 points)
Beat The Black And White Level 1
Beat BAW Level 2
Beat BAW Level 3
Beat BAW Level 4
Beat BAW Level 5
Get to the Colored Levels
Beat Orange Level 1
Beat Red Level 1
Beat Blue Level 1
Beat Green Level 1
Beat Indigo Level 1
View The Credits
Beat Violet Level 1
Beat The Rainbow Level
Beat Yellow Level 1
View the HowTo
Have the screen be unbearably flashy while playing
Medals Earned: 3/21 (15/500 points)
first b&w level
beat b&w 2
beat b&w 3
get to blue 1
colors stuff
get to indigo
do orange level 1
got to red level 1
beat b&w 4
the black has been taken
very trippy
get to violet 1
exploding rainbow
yellow 1
Take The Drunk I'm Medal
got some seizures
you have beaten the game
get to green 1
malevolent level
Medals Earned: 2/25 (10/355 points)
you started the game (past the preloader)
bail the hell out of that place bruh
you watched the whole cinematic intro.
hit him with the band-aid
like the good samaritan you are
leave him to rot
walk after bailing out
ride the bus after getting outta there
FBI got into the scene
you showed no association to the crime at hand
you walked out into the open
instead of bailing out, you bailed into the alley, and you DIED
after living there for a long time i thought you would know better
get off the train at the first stop
take the bounty
You didn't take the money. Good guy
you got off the hook... crazy
you got confronted by a bunch of thugs!
you got really damn lucky there buster
you stayed in the open for WAYY too long
you got home safe after walking out in the open
are you stupid or stupider
you finished the game and got to the credits!
you got through all the credits. you're a nice person, you know?
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/45 points)
Start the game
Die
Beat stage 1
Beat stage 2 before your rival
Beat stage 3
Beat stage 4
Beast stage 5
Beat the tutorial
Medals Earned: 3/7 (45/185 points)
Beat the helicopter boss.
Have 50 or more bullets at any given time.
Beat the game.
Die 50 times
Kill 100 enemies.
Beat the game with 5 or less deaths.
Beat the game without dying.
Medals Earned: 4/32 (35/500 points)
Beat all four tutorial stages
Get Fury to say "Jawsome" with VFX at max
Get Yeah to say "Rock a Doodle" with VFX at max
Fire 25 blocks in a stage
Beat "Wall of Face" in 10 seconds or less
Beat "Find Your Footing" firing only one block
Beat "Elevator Shaft" without respawning once
Restart "Mind the Gap"
Beat "Just Grab It"
Get Jam to say "Swag" with VFX at max
Beat all stages on page one
Beat "Lights Out"
Beat "Windowsill" without firing a block
Beat "Weak Rope" without destroying a single block
Beat "Fetch Quest 2" without respawning once
Beat "Shenanigans" without respawning once or firing a block
Destroy 175 blocks in a stage
Boost 50 times in a stage
Destroy Mr. Moon in "Space Jam"
Unlock alternate YJF threads
Beat "Willyworld" with 11 blocks in your quota total
Beat "Dastardly" without respawning once
Have 6 blocks in your quota total on "Steel Feels"
Beat the record on a stage three times
Beat "Space Jam"
Beat all stages on page two
Beat "Oh Love"
Beat all stages
Beat "Oh Love" in 30 seconds or less