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Location: Glenside, PA
Job: NG Webmaster
Hi there! In case you didn't know, I created newgrounds. No, it wasn't made by some giant company - just some dumb kid. I also co-founded the Behemoth; we made Alien Hominid and Castle Crashers. Yoink!
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Whistle Status: Normal
Exp. Points: 1,162 / 1,350
Exp. Rank #: 30,979
Voting Pow.: 5.29 votes
BBS Posts: 3,686 (1 per day)
Flash Reviews: 34
Music Reviews: 8
Trophies: 51
Stickers: 0
All Flash Reviews
34 Reviews | 12 w/ Responses
Now I'll NEVER be able to delete your accounts!
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ehehehehr
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It looks like a lot of people are giving this game a hard time because they don't agree with the message. It's a solid platformer and plays better than a majority of the web-based platformers out there. Considering this is your first big attempt at a game, you are showing a true nack for gameplay and level design. I'm looking forward to whatever games you choose to make in the future!
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I like how the volume control lets me stare in silence.
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This is chock full of great voices, goofy situations and funny characters. Way to go!
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"Thank you thank you thank you!!!!"
After almost 30 hours of downtime, it was awesome to see this appear on the site right after launch. Thank you for making this! Now I want the Transformers Collab to be a lot funnier.
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Evan came up with the fantastic idea, so credit owed to him. We wanted to do something for the site and for our own downtime, glad you liked it :). -John
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"My new favorite series of the moment."
I just get such a big kick out of this. I love your stuff!
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Wow, thanks! Glad you like it :D Love the site redesign, by the way!
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I'm strangely drawn to them. They have a hypnotic quality.
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stagbettle
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"Those old ladies deserved it."
I'd hit them again if I had the chance.
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I was tempted to give this an eight since it is still basically a demo... But it is just too good for an eight. Still, I'll have to reserve my 10 for a full version! :)
This game is amazing... It unlocks all sorts of dreams for something very, very cool.
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I'll admit it - I laughed out loud when I saw this. Ya know, with a little DHTML, we probably could have a giant, angry animated eye appear on the screen when people vote down good submissions. Getting it to interact with their profile window would be a bit tough, but it's tempting to try. :)
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