My car insurance covers me for crashes only in Guam.
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I'm left to assume it doesn't cover the loss of legs then?
You can still sit at a computer and type without legs, so it wouldn't impact our ability to do our jobs.
Now to wait to see if someone can cause 4,999,999$ worth of damage just to screw with the system
What if someone held you guys hostage for like a week? Could that be covered?
Nah maybe if they did it for the rest of our lives though.
Isn't it weird how we have to assign monetary value to everything? Like, if we used common sense as a currency this sort of thing wouldn't be a problem.
I guess the problem is that everything is so huge it all has to be standardized and legalized so it wont cause extra problems when people have to make judgements. If you ever watch news recaps of supreme court hearings, this is the weird kind of thing they have to figure out all the time...
What if you just watch a horror movie and get REALLY scared?
That would be covered by Terror Insurance, not Terrorism Insurance DUH. That's not part of our policy.
Is it true you had Luis's butt insured like Jennifer Lopez?
Just the left cheek.
This reminds me of an episode of Looney Tunes in which Daffy sells Porky insurance for $1 million if he get a black eye on Independence day after getting trampled by a horde of elephants and a baby zebra. Bottom line, this will not be applicable in real life.
Why, SOMEbody is being a blabbermouth with 2 Frontpage newsposts.
I know, I feel kinda greedy.
Mhhh yep, it definitively sounds like you are getting robbed there.
Wow, theres literally insurance for everything nowadays, isnt there?
Rubbish. The real terrorists are the ones making these things up, for insurance companies to profit from.
Who WOULD blow up newgrounds?
Well, I hope you don't get blown up and need robo-limbs.
totall rubbish
america, fuck yehhhh NOT
I tell you, this country's government just gets worse and worse.
I hope they didn't sucker you into buying the volcano insurance. Damn smooth talkers get me every time with that.
Whats next, zombie apocalypse insurance?
Joe27
Not bad.